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If Things Were People Characters

If Months Were People	January • February • March • April • May • June • July • August • September • October • November • December
If Days Were People	Monday • Tuesday • Wednesday • Thursday • Friday • Saturday • Sunday
If Colors Were People	Red • Orange • Yellow • Green • Blue • Purple • Black • White • Ultraviolet • Other Colors
If Seasons Were People	Spring • Summer • Autumn • Winter • Holiday • Autumn’s Boyfriend
If Your Devices Were People	Tablet • TV • Game • Phone • Printer • Router • Fridge • Pager • Laptop
If Condiments Were People	Mayo • Ketchup • Dijon Mustard • Salsa • Hot Sauce • Tartar Sauce • Steak Sauce • Wasabi • Soy Sauce • Aioli
If Drinks Were People	Water • Beer • Soda • Coffee • Liquor • Juice • Decaf • Milk • Liquid Antacid • Cough Syrup • Sangiovese • Uncle Tony • Aunt Hilda
If Planets Were People	Mercury • Venus • Earth • Mars • Jupiter • Saturn • Uranus • Neptune • Pluto • Astrophysicist
If School Subjects Were People	History • Spanish • Science • Lunch • Drama • Literature • Math • Study Hall • P.E. • French • Health • Computer Science • Choir
If Holidays Were People	New Years Day • New Years Eve • Christmas • Halloween • Valentine’s Day • Saint Patrick’s Day • Earth Day • Labor Day • International Waffle Day • International Pancake Day • Jesus
If Decades Were People	00s • 10s • 30s • 40s • 50s • 60s • 70s • 80s • 90s • 1920s • 2020s
If Movie Genres Were People	Mystery • Action • Religious Epic • Sci-Fi • Animated • Post Apocalyptic • Documentary • Teen Comedy • Romcom • Sports • Superhero • Art House • Cop Movie • Dog Movie • Historical Romance • Musical • Fantasy • Will Ferrell Movie • Adam Sandler Movie • Jackie Chan Movie • Film Noir • Dystopian • Owen Wilson Movie • Legal Drama • '30s Gangster • Horror • Indie • Drama • Western • Drama's Sister
If Furniture Were People	Desk • Beanbag Chair • Bookshelf • Coffee Table • Dinner Table • Loveseat • Roborock • 3 Shaggy Dogs •Man who lives here • Futon • Toddler
If Letters Were People	A • B • C • D • E • F • G • H • I • J • K • L • M • N • O • P • Q • R • S • T • U • V • W • X • Y • Z • Andy • Andy’s Grandma
If Social Media Platforms Were People	Facebook • YouTube • TikTok • MySpace • Twitter • Instagram • Pinterest • Reddit • LinkedIn • AOL • Elon Musk • Danny DeVito
If Milks Were People	2% • Oat • Whole • Almond • Strawberry • Raw • Breast Milk • Skim • Oat’s Friend • Whole’s Wife • Chocolate
If Google Was Your Doctor	Google MD • Man Carrying Thing • WebMD
If Weather Was People	Sunny • Cloudy • Stormy • Snowy • Rainy • Windy • Humid • Snowy’s Pals
If Apps Were People	Mail • Settings • Messages • Duolingo • Health • Wordle • News • Flappy Bird • Reminders • Headspace • Photos • Measure • Alarm • Notes • Voice Memos • Contacts • Chuck • Chuck’s Mom • Chuck’s Ex-Wife • Sarah Tinder • Jackie Tinder • Marie Tinder
If Starbucks Drinks Were People	Caramel Macchiato • Chai Tea Latte • Black Coffee • Frappuccino • Iced Toasted Vanilla Oatmilk Shaken Espresso • Nitro Cold Brew • Frappuccino’s 12 Friends • Nitro Cold Brew’s Entrepreneurs • Gary Cooper • Bradly Cooper
Non-Canon Characters	Frank James • The Mind • Short Term Memory • Detective • Jethro • Cooper • Galaxathor • Xeletron
Pre-If Things Were People Characters	Peanut Butter • Jelly • Immune System • Epinephrine • Email • Frank James

Episodes

If Things Were People	If Months Were People • If Days Were People • If Colors Were People • If Seasons Were People • If Your Devices Were People • If Condiments Were People • If Drinks Were People • If Planets Were People • If School Subjects Were People • If Holidays Were People • If Decades Were People • If Movie Genres Were People • If Furniture Were People • If Letters Were People • If Social Media Platforms Were People • If Milks Were People • If Google Was Your Doctor • If Weather Was People • If Apps Were People • If Starbucks Drinks Were People • If Fast Food Restaurants Were People • If Numbers Were People • If Sports Were People • If the 50 States Were People • If Streaming Services Were People • If Expressions Were People • If Meals Were People • If Musical Instruments Were People • If Slang Words Were People • If Body Organs Were People • If Vehicles Were People • If Cookies Were People • If Music Genres Were People • If Map Apps Were People • If Chess Pieces Were People • If Subreddits Were People • If the 24 Hours Were People • If February Were a Person • If Online Reviews Were in Person • If Emotions Were People • If Airlines Were People • If Punctuation Marks Were People • If a Cat Were a Person • If Shapes Were People • If Fonts Were People • If Centuries Were People
If Aliens Abducted…	If Aliens Abducted an Introvert • If Aliens Abducted the 16 Myers-Briggs Personalities • If Aliens Abducted an Extrovert • If Aliens Abducted an Ambivert • If Aliens Abducted Gen Z • If Aliens Abducted a Cat Person • If Aliens Abducted a Podcaster • Aliens Abduct Your Mom, They Instantly Regret It. • If Aliens Abducted a Conspiracy Theorist • If Aliens Abducted a YouTuber
Non-Canon	When your brain wakes you up at 3AM • Why YouTube is REALLY Hiding Dislikes... • If School Subjects Were People (Short) • Forgetting someone’s name as soon as you meet them
Pre-If Things Were People Episodes	If Allergies Were People • If Emails Were People...

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